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Consider yourself warned.

After a full year being a Johnny’s fan, I have discovered something. I hate this fandom.

More specifically, I hate the incessant floods of fanfiction (and to some effect, role playing). I don’t like pairings (whether hetero or homo, real or fictional, unless they are explicitly stated to be true), I don’t like romance, and I don’t like real people being used in fanfiction with a few exceptions (Alternate Universe or just-so-crack that it’s never likely to happen being the exceptions) because it feels weird to write stories about real people, like you’re playing puppetmaster. I mean, you wouldn’t write a fanfic about George W. Bush or one of your teachers, would you?

Unfortunately, it’s all rampant in the Johnny’s fandom (in particular, NEWS, which seems to be dominated by hormonal teenagers who really, really, really like their gay, and even more so where none is to be found), and so for the most part I find myself avoiding fans.

Okay, that’s over. Now to part two of this post. I hate Raid.

What Raid brings into his AAA fandom is a lot of things I avoid. Roleplaying, fanfiction, lots of orgies. And tormenting me with images of animal porn.

Don’t believe me? Here, have a convo.

Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
please give me a story.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
or a premise for a story to write
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Fanfic or original?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
fanfic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i dont want something too specfic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
cos i hate doing research.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Is AU okay?
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And should I pick the genre too?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
AU?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
genre?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i’m sticking with romance. or romance-ish
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but any other sub genre is fine
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and whatever AU is.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
AU is Alternate Universe.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Alright then, fanfic on Seigi no Mikata – what if Naoki realized the one he really liked was Youko?
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
In other words Osamu is PEDO.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
…..
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
AAA based.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
…….mention that sooner.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
(You just don’t want to write Pedo!Osamu.)
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
AAA as a Sentai/Power Rangers-type unit.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Leader Ura gets charmed/cursed to fall in love with everyone and the monster who caused it retreats for a week.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
AAA needs to keep him from being the ultimate manwhore though they have lives to do.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
HOW LONG WILL THAT LAST
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
UNTIL THEY BEAT THE MONSTER.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
So… a week.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
although it does sound damn hilarious.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
“HAY THERE CHEEEEEAKI 8D”
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
chiaki: O_O
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
okok. something else.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
morelong lasting.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i shall write that concurrently.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて says:
……..what, an epic?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
sort of?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
not like titanic sort of epic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but more like….. vague environment kind iof epic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
like school. or such.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I suddenly have the urge to tell you to do AAA in the Nodame world.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but that requires research.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
it would be epic and beautiful.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but i’m lazy,.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Not really…
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Just replace the Nodame characters with AAA.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but you still have to figure out the whole piano playing conducting rubbish
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
which is bad
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
(pedo osamu sounds good just about now in a sick way)
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
anything else!
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I’m trying to think of comedic situations, but I have lots of dramatic fighting schools suddenly coming to mind.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Er…. how about just before a prom?
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Chiaki vs. Misako trying to be homecoming queen (whereas Yukari was the winner the year before)
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
just before a prom is not epic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
the school year is epic.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and i mentioned school, which would mean i have already thought about it and it wouldnt work
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
(because URATA IS SO DAMN OLD! D: )
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
It’s ’cause you’re lazy, really.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Ura would’ve been a homeroom teacher going “WTF WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME FOR ADVICE ON THIS?!”
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but he’s too young to be a teacher too.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
so GIMME SOMETHING ELSE. D:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Okay, for your gay-loving side.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Ura is an interning school counselor. (COMPLETELY POSSIBLE.)
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Just there in the interim while his friend/daddy/whatever who is the normal teacher is off doing something.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
SOMEONE (don’t care who) is getting bullied and often goes to his room to hide/bitch.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Insert forbidden teacher-student romance, insert jealous third party (don’t care who, though you’ll probably make it Nissy) who either likes the student or the teacher, Ura is still a giant manwhore.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
hmm.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And Ura’s the one who starts it.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
this one sounds pretty damn good.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Thank shoujo manga.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
did you get this somewhere.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and MOARMOAR!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
you are like a good muse. Only worse.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Er… not from any specific one.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Pfft. My muse never works for me when I want it.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i’ll be your muse!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
tell me what you want to write about. generally.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i’ll give you the direction.xD
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I want my crack muse to come back.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
But formatting those IRC convos are a pain in the ass.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
ohwells
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
MOAR MOAR
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
gimme moar story ideas!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
revolving around urata or shuta.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
MUSE NEEDS TIME.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Shuuta becomes a dog.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Or Urata becomes a dog.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And the other person finds him.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
NO
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
NO ANIMAL PORN.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
….
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I wasn’t going to say sex at all.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
That was going to be pure comedy.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Since if Shuu was the dog, Ura would probably give him to some other member of AAA.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
If Chiaki, then the dog is dressed up.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Or maybe the dog gets rotated through the members of AAA.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And we can see how they “mistreat” the dog.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i have a thing against animals.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
misako bathing the dog would be totally awkward.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
You could have the dog try to run away and so another member finds it.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Basically each time the dog runs from the member and eventually ends up with whoever found it first.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
totally not romantic-esque.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
It wasn’t supposed to be.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but could work as crack story.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I said pure comedy.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i’ll put it on the list.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And then when the guy goes “HEY didn’t I give this to you?” in front of all the other members, the dog changes back and goes RAWR.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i wrote a bunch of first chapters.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but they all revolved around impossibly depressing stories.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
like death departure and…. desperation.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
(ALLITERATO!)
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Cheer up, emo kid.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
so i need a happy love story.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I really work best with comedy since I don’t like romance. :P
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
then give me some general story which you think would work well as romance.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
I WROTE A VAMPIRE THING ONCE.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
you obviously didnt read it.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I HATE VAMPIRES NOW.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
xD
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
They’re being over used.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i wrote one after red soul’s pv came out.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and then gave up.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
it was good in parts though.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
You’re biased.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
but i work well with depression.D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
which is odd, considering i’m so… perky.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And emo.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
it’s good in PARTS. not all of it is good.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
some of it was really pretty bad.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Have some of them work at a cafe.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
this is so coffee prince. D:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
…customer+employee = do not want.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
(i can almost sense you being exasperated)
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
The workers just watch the romance happen.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
So this way you can use even Nissy without neccessarily giving him a happy end.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Or maybe only one is the worker and you have three love stories going on in that same cafe.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And they intertwine without realizing it and without being awkward love triangles.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Sort of like Ura and Shuu are both waiting for the other person and they get to talking and complaining about the other person.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And let’s say the other people are respectively Misako and Hidaka.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
this is all very confusing.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i don’tmind using nissy.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Love stories are confusing. :O
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
it’s just, i haven’t gotten past the fact that i can only write him as a very happy bright dude.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and romances like that, sounds childish.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And then Ura and Shuu end up bonding as friends because they have the same complaints about their significant others.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And they all help each other come to a happy end, that sort of thing.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
ura misa is one of my fave pairings in AAA. xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and ew.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
One couple has a mistake and fight and the other two help them reconcile sort of thing.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
sounds so….family drama.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
(Because seriously, you’re asking me for romance. What’s wrong with you?)
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
where does the sex figure in.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
One couple makes up with lots of sex?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
in the cafe?!
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE IN THE CAFE.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
while the others WATCH?!
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Though you could go for kinky.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
ew.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
cafe is pretty fascinating. but the whole happy ending doesnt sit well with me.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And then the guy/seme/whatever of that same couple suggests it as a way to make up to one of the other couples.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
YOU WANTED A HAPPY ENDING.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Happy love story.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
I DID NOT.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i just said my stories were IMPOSSIBLY DEPRESSING.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. says: so i need a happy love story.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
fine. i need a love story.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
with plenty of doubts and angsty sex and crying and exasperation THEN MAYBE they have a happy ending,
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
You realize you’re asking this from ME.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Make it a police <3 criminal story then.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
D:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Doubt, angst, cry, exasperation, and sex.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Mostly from police.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
that would so not work with my style.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
YOU’VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER READ ANYTHING OF MINE BEFORE.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
BECAUSE I HATE ANGST AND ROMANCE.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
why can;t you just give me a general theme.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
like “about a pornstar and a sheep”
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
or something like that!
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
…what happened to anti-zoophilia.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
I SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
Dx
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. says: NO ANIMAL PORN.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. says: i have a thing against animals.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. says: or something like that!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
SHEEP WAS A BAD EXAMPLE OKAY.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
SHEEP.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
SHEESH
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Seriously.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
I take that literally. D:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Since in high school health class one day they showed a video in which there was a clip of a man having sex with a sheep.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY DID NOT WANT STUPID HEALTH TEACHER.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
ROFL
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
True facts. D:
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
scary.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Okay, right, well it’s past 1:30AM here and I’m sleepy, so I’m going to bed.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
AND HOPEFULLY NOT DREAM ABOUT SHEEP PORN YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
SHEEP
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
HIDAKA IS A SHEPHERD WHO LOVES SHEEP
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
he has one sheep named nissy.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
……..
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
nissy has dirty brown smelly wool.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Yeah, lucky for me I don’t actually imagine sex scenes.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and a woolly ass.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
HUMP SHEEP NISSY HIDAKA HAHAHAHAHA
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Though now I have a very odd image of Hidaka dressed as a shepherd girl.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
And a sheep on two legs with Nissy’s face.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
having fun furry sex.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and nissy bleats the whole time.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
BAAAAA BAAAA HIDAKAAAAA
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
xD
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
……I’m posting this as my comeback post.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
ROFL
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
you won’t dare.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
WATCH ME. 8D
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
YOU WON’T.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and besides, no one would understand.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
The WHOLE coversation?
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
Would be too longwinded.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
That’s what cuts are for. 8D
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Also, I can totally make it into an actual post.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
“I hate fanfiction. Especially fanfiction based off real people. This is why being a Johnny’s fan utterly sucks for me.”
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
“Raid, however, is why being an AAA fan sucks.”
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
explain. xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i am a nice aaa fan!
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Explanation: OUR ENTIRE CONVERSATION.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Complete with Sheep Nissy porn.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
you know you love it.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
That’d mean I’d hate you.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
I’ll just post up the line:
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて says: One couple makes up with lots of sex
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. says: in the cafe?!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
and say “Kimitsu loves orgies too.”
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
we’ll see who wins. xD
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
WHO WOULD BE SO BORED TO READ OUR CONVO?!
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
I didn’t knw your blog’s demographic is so pathetic. xD
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
After almost two months of no posts?
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
YES.
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
*shrugs*
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
i already have a very sexual reputation anyways
Raid // Avian Jun: HEROES with SUPERNATURAL powers living in the LIPSTICK JUNGLE. said:
sheep porn won’t surprise them. xD
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
It’s not supposed to surprise them.
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
It’s just “THIS IS WHY I HATE FANFIC-WRITING FANDOM.”
[キミツ] ⇒ たとえどんな終わりを描いても 心は謎めいて said:
Followed by a “THIS IS WHY I HATE RAID.”

So. This is why I hate Raid. How’s that for a comeback post? I could give you the full details (involving a dead laptop, no internet access, and the beginning of the school year) and an apology, but this seems a lot more fun, do’t you think?

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  1. September 30, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY POSTED THE DARN THING. D:

  2. October 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    WAIT WHY DID I JUST READ ALL OF THAT.

    i mean

    uh

    hi

  3. Nicole
    October 6, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    Hey!! I just read some of your blog entries and decided to give you a thumbs up for the in depth analysis of johnny’s related stuff. I laughed out loud at work many times, esp for the 2007-2008 countdown. Love your writing really! Makes loving johnny’s a little less silly (i am soon to be 25 btw, and have been a fan -of varying degrees of craziness- for 10 years, I feel a bit too old to be crazy anymore). Keep writing! I will be checking back. :D

  4. Mikiji
    November 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    If people wants to write ff about them I don’t understand what’s wrong in it! I can’t just understand this thing “they are real so it’s strange writing something about them”… then what about biography…? Aren’t biographies about real people? °_° I can’t understand, aren’t we free of doing it..? And then, damn!! At school I made some essay about me, my classmates and our everyday life at school, but we are REAL people, this is just too strange, I can’t do it anymore!! XDDDDD

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